[13] - Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate 🤬

Intro:

Hello everyone it is 🍆🪵, still bringing the 🪵 and the boomboomboom energy for your 🫵 11th weekly preview of the 2024 Season 🏈🏟️🚗👏. Last week, Big Boom AJ entered back…oh fuck wrong sport. This past thursday, Tech solidified a winning record in the ACC by sending the wolf[packing] 🚬🧳. The final score was 30-29 after TRUE freshman QB Aaron Philo led a game winning drive 🏆 with just over 20 seconds left. Then the NC state kicker missed a long-range FG attempt to win the game , and Brent Key 🔑 and the whole GT squad left the field elated 😁. Now we enter arguably the most important week of the year. HATE WEEK! No, no, no, I’m not talking about my hate 😡for the OSU Buckeyes or the Dallas Cowboys 🤠. I’m talking about my absolute disdain for sid the sloth 🦥 (aka carson beck) and kirby FART 💨 u[sic]ga is ranked 10th in the AP poll and is imo the best team on the Jackets schedule. We need to swarm 🐝 the hedges and resist the noise 🎧 in Sanford Stadium. If you are going to the game make sure to BUNDLE 🧥 up as it will be a cold cold 🥶❄️☃️ one! LET’S GO BEAT THOSE ORANGE JUMPSUITS 🟠 AND INBRED DOGS 🐶!

TWITTER NEWS & MEMES:

STRAIGHT FACTS:

• WHO ARE WE PLAYING AGAINST: u[sic]ga

• WHERE IS THE GAME: Sanford Stadium

• TIME: 7:30 PM

• WHERE TO STREAM IT: ABC

• Career Series against the “dawgs”: 71-41-5 u[sic]ga leads

• Spread: u[sic]ga -19.5

• Over/Under: 53.5

• DRESS WARMLY FOR THIS GAME!!!!!!!

NC State Recap:

THREE KEY TAKEAWAYS

1. Holy crap Aaron Philo better get some insane NIL deals because we cannot let him leave this program. With King “out” again, Philo took the majority of the snaps as QB and he put himself on the map. He was ranked the top QB according to PFF (pro football focus) last week and named ACC rookie of the week. With under 2 minutes to go in the game he led a game winning touchdown drive that included two huge scrambles up the middle. I’m confident to say that once the Haynes King run is over (whenever that may be) we are in GREAT HANDS.

2. Our receivers need to catch the DAMN ball. I can’t remember the exact number of drops from the game on Thursday but it was damn close to exceeding double digits. Avery Boyd dropped multiple crucial passes and so did Eric Singleton Jr.. This week against u[sic]ga, these receivers will need to catch everything in a vicinity if we are to have any chance to upset them. Bailey Stockton is Philo’s most reliable target and you can tell the high school connection on the field when you see them play. Philo LOVES throwing it to Bailey.

3. Thank goodness that kicker missed that FG.

u[sic]ga Profile:

• Record is 9-2, 6-2 in the SEC

• best wins for u[sic]ga are the UTK + UTA wins

• Carson Beck has looked very erratic over the season

  • some games he throws for 300 yards and 3 TDs and some games he just throws 3 INTs

• They barely beat Kentucky and Florida and if it werent for some questionable coaching from Mark Stoops and an unfortunate injury from DJ Lagway, u[sic]ga could have the same record as us

• Trevor Etienne started the year as their go-to RB but that has kind of changed over the last month or so. Nate Frazier has been getting the majority of the carries recently

• When they played Bama, they were losing 28-0 so fast and had an incredible comeback just to make it close

• Kirby Fart, u[sic]ga HC

  • former u[sic]ga player from the nineties - defensive back

    • he was first team all sec as a player

  • worked under Nick Saban as the DC of Alabama from 2008-2015

  • Head Coaching record is 103-18 (that is literally so good holy crap)

  • 13 million dollar annual salary

  • 3 time SEC coach of the year

  • won back to back titles in 2021 and 2022

• Carson Beck - #15 QB

  • looks like sid the sloth from ice age

  • he is dating hanna cavinder (one of them i think this is the right one)

  • he is not a QT (iykwim)

  • 3000+ yards, 23 TDs, 12 INTs

  • has played considerably worse this year than last year (he doesn’t have brock bowers anymore)

• Arian Smith - #11 Wide Receiver

  • 40 catches for almost 700 yards and 4 touchdowns

  • he is carson beck’s big play threat

  • averages 17 yards per catch

  • look for Beck to target him only a couple of times but he is very fast so itll probably be pretty deep

    

Dwood’s 🔑s to the Game:

1. Stay within reach of the first half. Lots of games u[sic]ga has exited the gates slowly so staying within reach is paramount. Make it so the team believes they can win when they enter the locker room.

2. Win the turnover battle. The games where u[sic]ga has struggled have been the ones where Beck throws multiple interceptions and just looks bad. We had some insane turnovers last game shoutout E.J. Lightsey and Romello Height and we need to do the same thing against the dawgs.

3. Stay Disciplined. We all know that Kirby’s program is a little suspect when it comes to getting men of upstanding character. In any rivalry game, the games can get chippy and Tech needs to make sure they don’t reciprocate any funny business they dogs are doing. Let u[sic]ga get the dumb penalties and we will take all the free yards.