[07] - Duke is Puke 🤮

Intro:

Hello everyone it is 🍆🪵, bringing the 🪵 and the BOOM (big justice literally led the FAU football team onto the field) for your 🫵 6th weekly preview of the 2024 Season 🏈🏟️🚗👏. Two weeks ago we suffered a crushing defeat to Louisville in Kentucky as it seemed like Tech couldn’t run the ball if their life depended on it 🩸. Even with Haynes King performing well both in the air and on the ground, the Jackets failed on multiple big scenarios (4th and shorts, field goals) and eventually it was too little too late. The Jackets fell 31-19. On the bright side, the ACC still gave us another 8pm home game against Duke University 🔵😈. Duke (the Puke) comes into the matchup 5-0 and a huge come-from-behind victory against their arch-rival UNC 🐏.

NEWS ACROSS THE LEAGUE (AND NFL):  

SINCE THEY GOT BIG JUSTICE AND BIG AJ…. WE NEED THE RIZZLEERRRRRRRRR 🙏

STRAIGHT FACTS:

• WHO ARE WE PLAYING AGAINST: Duke University

• WHERE IS THE GAME: THE DODD

• TIME: 8PM SATURDAY

• WHERE TO STREAM IT: ACCN

• Career Series against Puke: 54-35-1 (we won the last three meetings)

• Spread: GT -8

• Over/Under: 54.5

Louisville Recap:

I could give you a summary from the game or I can give you a summary of me going to the game at Louisvillle.

1. If you want to watch the highlights then do that. Personally, that game was pretty painful. We shot ourselves in the ASS

2. Louisville plays the song Joker and the Thief by Wolfmother as the team goes onto the field. It was actually so gas.

3. BTW you can see Churchill Downs from the top deck of their stadium

4. Their campus bookstore sucked bootycheeks. No good hats whatsover.

5. Their campus starbucks closed way way too early. Ours would never…

6. They have really cool fighter jets that go by and the Louisville airport is right next to the stadium so many cool planes fly over

7. Downtown Louisville is lame AF but the Yum center is kinda fun

8. I can’t wait till I have enough money to go to the Kentucky Derby! Go RICH STRIKE! - this will be the only reason I go back to Kentucky

9. I went to Indiana. It was much cooler than Kentucky

@dustybakertv

One of the underrated College Football songs #Louisville #GoCards #fyp

Dookie Profile:

• Record is 5-0, Not Ranked

  • Won against Elon (Go Phoenix!) - 26-3

    • this team is prolly a little better than VMI

  • Won against Northwestern 26-20 (2OT)

    • this team is at GSU’s level or maybe a touch worse

  • Won Against UCONN 26-21 - why do they keep scoring 26 points?!?!

    • UCONN stinks - worse than GSU fs

  • Beat MTSU (Middle Tenn St.) - 45-17

    • this team is a little worse than GSU

    • one of our starting OL came from MTSU - his name is Keylan Rutledge (“BIG RED”)

  • Beat unc - 21-20

    • UNC choked the s**t out of this game

    • Duke stormed the field? like I get its a rivalry game but c’mon unc stinks

    • unc prolly at the level of FSpoo

• Manny Diaz - HC Duke

  • 1st year at Duke

  • Only been a HC for 3 years, 15 years spent as a defensive Coordinator

  • defensive minded coach

  • his dad was the mayor of Miami

  • he went to FSpoo and was a Theta Chi

  • he has coached lots of places but most notably at UMiami (before Mario Cristobal) - 26-15 record

  • most recently was the DC for Penn State up in Happy Valley :(

• Maalik Murphy, QB #6 - R-So.

  • 1200 yards, 12 TDs, 4 INTs

  • transfer from UT Austin - didn’t play there last year but a 4star out of HS

  • he has a really strong arm and is a pretty good pocket passer

  • has yet to play against a decent defense - GEOFF COLLINS SUCKS

  • he is majoring in psychology

• Star Thomas #17 RB

  • transfer from New Mexico State, senior now

  • 480 yards and 3 TDs this year

  • DUDE HIS NAME IS SO SO SO SICK. LIKE WTF AMAZING

i grew up a duke hater. my least favorite college basketball player of all time is grayson allen. if duke wins this game i will literally be so sad so please please please please let us win.

zion is fat.

Dwood’s 🔑s to the Game:

1. Force Pressure on the QB. Brent Key said that last game was our best performance from the pass rush and I want to see more of that. Force Maalik out of the pocket.

2. Jump on Duke early. UNC opened up a 21-0 lead on Duke and I want to do the same.

3. Play smart, educated football. Just like Tech, Duke is a super smart school meaning their players are smarter than the average. So we need to play up to our intelligence levels. No lateral throws that lead to other teams TDs @HaYNESKINGCLOWN

LETS GO WIN THE DAMN THING